My Own Religion

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My own religion

INTRO – F# – G – G# – A

CHORDS – A – Dflat-minor – D – B – D-  E – A

I think I’ll go and I’ll start my own religion

Eat hydroponic pork chops every night

A – Dflat-minor – D – B – D-  E – A

Live in a cardboard spaceship and drink martini’s

With my sexy lady robot friends held tight

 

I’ll clone myself and I’ll have 100 copies

Just in case I need a liver or a spleen

I’ll have an army of mindless teenage zombies

That will do my beck and call – sight unseen

 

F#      ——-   D   —– A ——————- E

I’ll shave my head and look like someone off of startrek

Evolve the human race to look like nothing ever seen

 

I’ll hypnotize the world and dissolve all the countries

The presidents will all report to me..

 

<<BREAK>>>

 

We’ll have a website with a shiny commerce engine

That will take 10 million orders every day

We’ll use mind control on super bowl Sunday

Subliminal messages telling you to pay

 

I’ll preach love love love LOVE to send me all your dollars

It costs money to improve the human race

And Yes I need the mansions and the retreat in the islands

A guy like me just needs a little space

 

We’ll have a secret handshake.. we’ll quote saint elvis

I’ll have 100 wives and a big black limousine

 

I’ll hypnotize the world and dissolve all the countries

The presidents will all report to me.. X2

 

 

 

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