Just as the dumbots will never understand the beauty of a violent ocean, the humor of someone falling on ice, or the pain of watching your fruitless dreams die.. they will never ever understand the zen of the haiku. Feel free to submit your haiku’s here. We will publish them if they make us smile.
2.12.19
little robot vac
appreciate your effort
stop getting stuck there-jade huston
1.11.19
My brain is on fire
Robots are a knife and fork
Carving up my soul
-billy mcboo
11.6.19
Circuits do not make
One wise to bits of data.
Decisions need heartAttribution: SBG
30.5.19
device tied to PC Trying to sync, trust or not? Lies! Broken Promise! Attribution: Promises are made to be broken
24.4.19
New password reset Upper, Lower, and Number A.I. you're dumb attribution: For each it's own AI
1.4.19 (Happy April Fools Day Fool)
Robot robot die
Please don’t kill me on the way
Robot robot die
attribution: I want to live
14.3.19 (Happy Pi Day)
Uber, nearest strip club! Fare ride, ETA, adultery. Jesus is coming! attribution: UberDriverNameJesus
6.1.19
Killer instinct, eh? you think you can take me, bra? Bummer. A death ray. Attribution: The Dude
3.1.19
Alexa, shut up why do you always listen but not understand
22.12.18
alas my dreams crushed a Pocket Pussy mishap cause for great sadness
21.12.18
Autodialing fuks you make my life full of shit robodialer die
14.12.18
Wake up and see me Robot stupidity me Trust no robot me Attribution: Artificial stupidity
13.12.18
Safest Road to hell No Milestones, soft underfoot No warning signpost -Apologies to C.S. Lewis
11.12.18
never obey them
behind every robot lies
human intentionAttribution: Singletonanity
I made a haiku
Hit submit, the wheel did spin
Robot ate my wordsAttribution: Single Ton Toe Truck
10.12.18
My job, life and dream
Cage of a plastic prison
Enjoy the gravyAttribution: – I hate robots
Please, Trust no robot Robots sucking my soul out Please, Trust no robot
9.12.18
Robots take my job
Robots take my house and car
Me live under bridge
8.12.18
Siri u cold bitch
You listened to my clear speech
and turned it to shit
6.12.18
Rumba makes floors clean
but something is not right here
testicles sliced off
2-fer Tuesday…
espresso grinder
long my trusted morning friend
just flipped me a bird